Joy in Unexpected Places

When I showed up to take my incredible genius of a six year old cousin on a before-I-move-away date today, I was saddened to find out that rather than a second viewing of Despicable Me (aka love of my life), he wanted to see Cats & Dogs. Not only did I have absolutely no interest in seeing this movie, but it was also much later than the showtime I had anticipated. Which meant about $20 spent in the arcade for about an hour and a half before the movie started.

However, he spent a good $5 of that trying to win a watch for me after he learned that I use my phone to tell time. That is unacceptable. I must have a watch. Rather than racing an army truck across the Great Wall of China or shooting the robots he couldn't stop talking about, he insisted on repeatedly losing tokens to the claw machine that he even told me was rigged for disaster. All because he wanted me to have a watch.

Before that, we were sitting in one of his favorite semi-fast food restaurants eating lunch when this adorable old lady passed with her walker and asked him for a high five. After she left, he said "You see? That's why I love old ladies." and cracked up the sad and lonely looking woman at the table behind us.

I was expecting to clock out and party it up in my inner imaginary world during this movie, but it was actually kind of hilarious. I was expecting lots of tired, predictable cat/dog jokes that for some reason aren't funny when coming from CGI animals. I was not expecting a full on probably ten minute long and completely on target Silence of the Lambs spoof. "A mouse tried to test me once. I ate him with a can of kitty feast and some nice whole milk." Or something along those lines. I also wasn't expecting the terminator set up or the Driving Ms. Daisy references. I think I might have liked the movie more than my cousin. Any kids movie that can pull off Hannibal Lecter is ok by me.

And any six year old boy who can beat me at checkers, school me on the revolutionary war, talk about how he likes old-school clothes more than normal clothes, learn to play chess and set up a chess board in one sitting, tell me why they don't make prosthetic heads, and then spend the last of his arcade tokens he cherished so deeply in an effort to get a watch for me is a fantastic soul mate in my book.